The Planners
One of our many problems is that any spare track of land, no matter how small, eventually turns into housing. People have been knocking down their homes and building four smaller houses on the site. In the past few years we've seen countless projects to cram more houses into the town... Malmesbury's biggest housing estate is starting to look more like a Tetris board than anything else.
But by continually passing these plans for more houses the councils are only adding to their problems. With more people moving into the town, the already stretched community services get even closer to bursting.
It's a simple rule of town planning if you're going to build extra houses, you need to provide extra facilities. Back in the nineties Persimmon Homes were given the go-ahead for Reeds Farm, an estate of hundreds of cheap homes. The project also included a brand new playground for the extra demand which, ten years on, hasn't appeared.
And one of Malmesbury's three playgrounds is in danger of becoming yet another cul-de-sac as the authorities look at ways of raising money to pay for the new swimming pool. Yes it's true, Malmesbury might look pretty, but deep down it's in a bit of a mess.
You'd think with all these new properties being built that the councils would have enough cash to consider building something more community friendly such as a skate park or cinema, but all the money seems to be spent on stupid traffic calming measures across town and helping projects in other towns across North Wiltshire. Last year Malmesbury Abbey had to raise it's own funds for new lighting despite being one of the area's biggest tourist pullers.
What about all those campaigns?
Keeping campaigns going in Malmesbury can be a difficult task and most young adults quickly lose interest because they know deep down that nothing will ever come of their actions. Plus, quite a lot of the skater generation have, sadly, adopted the Fred Durst approach to dealing with the people in power. (Fred is the lead singer of US band Limp Bizkit. One of his more famous lines is:
"We don't, don't give a f--- and, We won't ever give a f--- un, Til you, you give a f--- about me, and my generation."
Or to coin it in a more family friendly way, they're not prepared to help councillors work on these problems until councillors start treating them with the respect they've been pleading for. If skaters are just looked on as punk kids (and I know that's how some people in town look at them) then those 'punk kids' are never gonna treat this town how we'd all like to see it treated.
TOP TEN PLACES TO AVOID
Every Malmesbury themed website (including this one) tells you the best places to visit in town... Here at MThreeW, we're also bringing you the top ten places to avoid, particularly in the wee hours: Happy reading!
FILANDS
This was one of two sites once used by Malmesbury Secondary School before all students were moved onto the same site. Despite this move happening a number of years ago the Filands buildings have just recently been torn down. The site is currently a mess of building rubble and the football pitches and playing fields have been fenced off, left to overgrow and look very untidy. Planners are currently looking for permission to build approximately 70
houses on the site, despite the only things nearby are the Dyson factory, a permanent kebab van and a couple of houses. Amenities seem to be very low on everybody’s lists... apart from the people who live there. In 2003 a community of gypsies set up camp on the playing field (That's how derelict and worthless it looks.) The area also attracts the Kevs (This is a local term meaning Boy Racers.) On a weekend there can be anything up to a dozen souped-up Fords and Renaults, revving up and dashing here and there. These young adults aren't out to cause any trouble; they're just living proof that people in their late teens and early twenties have nothing to do apart from play with their gearsticks.
MARKET CROSS
You'll usually see one or
two youngsters sat in the
Market Cross whether it's
12 noon or 12 midnight.
Most of the time there'll
just sit there, having a
fag, chatting to each
other while they attempt
to whisk away the hours.
It's a different picture of
a Friday or Saturday
evening though, dozens
of youngsters will come
and go over the night,
most with good intentions
to be law-abiding if a bit
threatening, some carry their skateboards, some sit on the sides of the ancient relic with their beer, some take bottles of spirits, some pop round the corner for a portion of chips. Sounds innocent enough but the scars show in the morning... smashed bottles, chip paper strewn everywhere, enough litter to think a rock concert was held there the night before. Occasionally the police turn up and move the kids on, but 20 minutes later they'll be back - you can set your watch by them. Good job for us Malmesbury has a dedicated team of street cleaners. Just bear that in mind if you're planning on taking in the nightlife, avoid the Market Cross at weekends.
CLOISTERS
Since this page was written, Malmesbury Cloister Gardens now has lighting... and very good ones at that. Although townspeople were left to foot the bill because none of the authorities were willing to pay for it. Once again, most of the kids who get 'round there just want to find a quiet place to keep themselves to themselves but you'll also find a few bad apples who get round there smashing windows, graffiti the medieval walls, there's even been physical damage caused to the Abbey remains. This is another hotspot for beer cans, smashed bottles and needless rubbish on a Sunday morning. The Cloisters is a truly calming square, always quiet and always calm but don't expect it to be the same after dark. The whole Abbey complex has had a bad run of vandalism in past years, so much so that the main grounds are now closed off to the public over weekend nights.
DANIELS WELL
This is a bit out of the way so there's very little chance of you ending up down here at night. The only people that do go down there are dog walkers and insomniacs. There's a couple of gangs who like the tranquillity of the field. There are some remains of a stable which make an ideal place for youngsters to drink without the fear of rebellion from neighbours. There's no need to worry about these guys and gals, they're harmless enough... plus, they're well out the way of the rest of the town's nightlife.
POSTERN
The pavement junction which links Kings Wall, Burnivale and the Mirror has a small space with some grass and a bench. There's a view looking down over the modern-day houses of The Maltings. Now and then certain groups use
this spot when the other usual dens are taken. Once again this is part of the harmless crowd, usually. King's Wall has been known to play host to graffiti, litter, smashed glass, even bouts of arson.
HIGH STREET
As with all towns no matter how big or small the main shopping street can always expect to attract some kind of trouble. A couple of years ago year you could expect at least one shop window to be broken in the centre every week, but thanks to extra police efforts these criminal acts are now cut right down to the point that a smashed window is a rare sight on the main street. There's also the problem of drugs as it's known throughout town that more than one High Street flat is occupied by users, maybe even dealers. You also get the problem of Boy Racers darting around the centre four or five times a minute, burning up their petrol and wondering why they don't have any money. It is fair to say that, when you compare us to other towns, we don't have radically serious problems within the centre and we haven't seen a fully blown street riot since September 2004. (I say that as if it's something to be proud of.) The biggest threat to the general public is teenagers who get arsey when you don't agree to buy them beer.
WHITE LION/PARKLANDS/GASTONS
This makes up Malmesbury's largest housing estate with a population well over a thousand. There are a number of druggie dens throughout the estate, despite that there's very little police presence around the area. The main thing to remember about this estate is that there's no reason why strangers would be wondering around it at night. Even if you do pop down there there's no real reason for concern this is where all the pre-teens gather to try and look hard, just like their bigger brothers and sisters. No more than underage smoking and name-calling from this mini-tribe.
BY-PASS
If you walk to the end of Baskerville you'll come to the By-Pass overpass. The road is held up thanks to a large bridge... however, the underneath of this structure has more graffiti than the rest of Malmesbury put together. Every couple of years the council paints the concrete slope underneath the A429 but graffiti reappears within weeks.
These groups who get down here like the site because nobody goes along there (apart from dog walkers), there's no streetlights or traffic. This is another spot of Malmesbury which suffers from the site of beer bottles and litter, giving an appalling impression to walkers and ramblers who may walk by the road in the morning.
JUBILEE GARDENS
Just opposite the Old Bell Hotel and the West Gate is Malmesbury's Silver Jubilee Gardens, opened to celebrate the Queen's 25th anniversary. It's a small space of land with a bench and a bit of foliage. This hideaway is another meeting point for bored kids. Yet again you can walk by there in the morning to find a shower of rubbish and signs of underage drinking. Sometimes you can walk along Abbey Row and catch a whiff of 'herbal' cigarettes. Other than some drinking and alleged pot smoking there's no reason why these kids shouldn't be there, so there's no real problem.
STATION YARD
This is where you'll find most of the skaters who strive to find a large, straight bit of road which isn't terribly busy, so they can build some makeshift ramps and test their abilities to the max. Most of the time there'll just keep themselves to themselves, skate around the car park and that's that. But there are signs of graffiti and damage, bearing in mind this is the first place many tourists come to it's not a very good impression. The skaters used to build their ramps in private land nearby, but the owners have cottoned on to what's happening and have now fenced off their property. If they build ramps in the car park, the council turn up and take them away, they're in a no-win situation.
Proof of the pudding...
Here's what some Malmesbury skaters have told MThreeW:
'Antony': A lot of our people are getting in trouble from the old bill and we need somewhere to skate where people won't complain about us.
'Emma': We get so bored in Malmesbury and everything's too far away to go to. We are desperate for something. Please?
And just to prove this isn't a one-sided argument, here's what the grown-ups have to say:
Kath: There isn't enough for the youth of the town. It's important to help young people of all ages to learn not to get bored, boring or isolated.
A fellow Malmesbury website runner hit the international headlines in 2003 after he named and shamed his son, daughter and their friends as tearaways. This helped to highlight in a global scale (literally) that Malmesbury is a town which suffers from bored teens.
Here's what Dave Forward from Malmesbury Memories (see our links page) had to say: "The worm will turn, what goes round comes round. Those 'coffin dodgers' in their suits playing at politics will be held to book when they least expect it, so wake up and open your eyes to the real world."
I think that's pretty much all I can tell you about what life's really like in Malmesbury. Don't be fooled by the pictures, the leaflets and all those idyllic features about this town. We're living in a community that, although close and friendly, contains a side full of crime and drugs.
Luckily for us the police have now got on top of what was looking to become a rather nasty crime wave. Sure we get the odd damaged car here and there, an occasional broken window, but crimes like this can't always be put down to kids... adults are just as much to blame for our shortcomings.
Either way, it's not really a good image when you're trying to be the biggest tourist attraction in the county. (Well, behind Stonehenge, obviously). As we've said above, Malmesbury needs more facilities for young adults, less enthusiasm for more housing, a better plan for the future and more community minded ideas.
SMALLPRINT: The views expressed on this page have been compiled in good faith. Our aim is not to point the finger at anyone in particular but to give a general view about what is actually happening in Malmesbury on a weekly basis. We understand that some people may find this material to be in bad taste but we're not prepared to retract statements which suggest underage drinking and drug use are not a problem here. However, if you feel we're being grossly unfair, you're more than welcome to have a rant at us by clicking onto the chatroom and leaving a message. This page sets out to prove nothing, but simply display the facts as they are and have been for some time. Anyone who disagrees with the above should spend some time away from their comfy chair and go see for themselves. MThreeW would like to point out that no third parties (councils, police etc.) were contacted in the production of this material.
Hope you have a good time if you're visiting us soon! As I'm sure you're aware, this page is not here purely for shock value or to scare away anybody. It's worth remembering that the Malmesbury area has one of the lowest crime rates in the country, so you'd have to be very unlucky to visit Malmesbury for a week or so, and end up the victim of a theft or assault.
We, that's Malmesbury community as a whole, are proud of our town, and are keen that it stays as trouble-free as is humanly possible. However, you'll get one or two bad apples in every bunch!!